Did you wish for perfect birthday weather?
You’re in luck.
I pre-ordered the ideal temperature for you.
Not too cold. Not too hot!
BERLIN
SONNIG-ish
Maybe you wished for a party with friends?
Due to a global pandemic and the fact that your friendships are so international, the party option is not available at this time.
They sent their well-wishes instead.
Querido Flor
nunca pares
de florecer
“Dear Flower don't stop flowering”
DANIELA
Florian is like
a piece of bread, Because there is nothing better in the German nation
DAVID
(COLUMBIA)
Florian
is
what I would call
an “Enforcer”.
By definition it is
“the member of a group, especially a gang
(our boardgame gang)
… charged with keeping dissident
members obedient.” (definitely Me + Dave
after a drink).
He is the truest enforcer on game night I have
ever met
…Thanks to him,
I have learned 4 different games, but more than that I have learned discipline
RACHEL
The Boris Becker of Boardgames
…but I don’t know if that would offend someone from Germany
DAVID
(ENGLAND)
Big fan of this new gadget coming out of Germany! Organized, creative, passionate and blunt. Seriously, try the Florian 33.0 today, you will NOT regret it!
10/10 would recommend.
XIAN
So, who would have known that I was secretly vetting Airbnb guests for my daughter Zoë … and Florian was her choice! We are all are winners to have Florian join our lives.
ALICE
Flo is the horror movie Siskel to my Ebert. Together we are basically a 2 man Rotten Tomatoes.
NOEL
Met him through a window screen, nice guy
LAUREN
He seemed pretty cool,
I mean he did drive a
Volvo XC60
ZOË
Did you
also
wish for
delicious food?
Florian’s
cook-along
Birthday Menu
Live prep and cooking demonstration available upon request
on any day of your choosing
Don’t forget
the shopping list!
Maybe you wished for some big birthday data
After all how can you even measure the success of a birthday?
Birthday Fun Projections
Perhaps you wished
for lovely
birthday gifts?’
Due to obscenely lengthy shipping times, your presents remain in Calgary
Gift #1
REVEA: SUNDATE @ 22:00 HRS
Gift #2
REVEAL: SUNDATE @ 22:10